Want to lose that unwanted weight?  Feel like you're fighting an "uphill" battle?  Tried everything short of isolation?  We have the plan for you.  This diet is guaranteed to work.  If not, don't worry the big clothes look is really "you".

"Mt. Everest Diet"
(otherwise known as "9 weeks to a slimmer,
trimmer and colder you) 

Pre-training period suggested including the following activities:  rock climbing, shallow breathing, cooking with yak dung, and how to cheat in cards while wearing heavy gloves)

Step 1 - find a few friends as desperate as yourself (go for those you REALLY like enjoy spending quality time with)

Step 2 - hire helicopter

Step 3 - hire guides (preferably those who supply their own yaks)
if you get this far, call, we will Morse Code the rest....